'
Change the channel.
The remote's close to you.
It's closer to you.
I switched on the TV.
I ordered the pizza.
I opened the door.
I rolled the bloody joint. - I made the bloody roach.
I ordered booze. - But I paid for it.
Actually, forget it.
I don't mind this film
I love this film.
Actually, he's a pretty cool dancer.
Where did you get the money? For all this?
Don't know.
This morning I gave my pants to laundry“
“and found 2800 rupees in the pocket.
Jackpot!
2800?
The same amount I gave you two weeks ago..
...to pay for the electricity bill.
It was overdue for 2 months.
You.. didn't pay the bill.
Someone check the fuse.
Power-cut.
Power“
Fine, I'll check.
Bunny.
- Bunny.
You all right?
Bunny? - Bunny?
Shill
You.. - What happened?
Your face“ - Dude, what's this shit on your face?
Evil-dead types! - No, not Evil-dead. The other type“
Hollywood ghosts, right? - Yes.
Zo.. - Zom..
Zo..
"Oh! So you're back again with a long face."
"Will you rest.. only after I'm dead?"
"You've come to suck my blood."
"Bloody Monday. Why have you come to suck my blood."
"Thank God's the killer's asleep."
"I won't leave! I won't leave!"
"I won't leave this house!"
"You're back to suck on my blood."
"Bloody Monday. You're back to suck on my blood."
"I won't leave! I won't leave!"
"I won't leave this house!"
"You're back to suck on my blood."
"Bloody Monday. You're back to suck on my blood."
Yes, sir.
I've been working on it all week, sir.
It'll be ready soon.
Of course, sir. Of course, sir.
Fuck you very much, sir.
Why are you grinning stupidly? - What's your problem?
Don't be jealous.
Why would I be?
I'm not the one getting screwed everyday!
At least pretend like you are working.
It's his face“ it's disturbing me.
Is this from last weekend?
Nice, right?
Yeah cool pics.
Okay then, that's it.
I need a break.
I need to stretch.
I know what you mean by stretching.
You aren't going anywhere.
Look Luv, I mean it seriously.
Priyanka is just bad luck for you.
What's your problem with her?
Tell me.
Why are you so crazy after her? Tell me.
Because I.. I..
I love her.
Love?
She isn't your type, or the loving type.
Answer this.
Have you guys even“
...like even once..
No. I'm saving that for after marriage.
Is it petrol, to be saving it?
Look at yourself, Luv.
You and I were a team, dude.
Now this bitch, Priyanka“
“she's making you dance to her tunes.
What the“
WTFI Don't call my girlfriend a bitch.
FYI! I'm your best friend.
I can call her whatever I want.
And BTW! I say she's characterless.
You're heading for KLPDI
FUl I've known her for six months.
Don't say such things for her.
And IMHO! She's totally.. crazy about me.
Crazy about you? That's the funniest thing I've ever heard.
It is funny. You won't understand.
You don't know what love is.
Love, my ass
You know what?
You've opened my eyes.
I'm going to propose to Priyanka.
I'm going to change my life.
From today, no smoking, no drinking.
I'll become a nice person.
Focus on my career.
Marry Priyanka.
Have 2-3 kids.
Why are you saying such things?
Hey, Luv. Right now..
...I'm just 40% in my senses.
Please don't play games with me.
Hardik.
This pointless life's over for me, man!
I'm done.
I need to stretch again.
Life's simple pleasures.
Smoking, in a no-smoking office.
I've just one goal in life.
To smoke in every..
“No-smoking place in the world.
Just imagine.
How would it feel to smoke up in the parliament?
We'll form a 'Bhartiya Joint Party'.
You're mad.
One minute.
Hold my joint.
I'll be right back.
Hold your position.
Condom, please. - Which one?
The kind you use for sex..
Play longer. Extra-sensitive. Ultra-thin, ultra-pleasure.
In flavours we have mint, vanilla, dark-chocolate, tutty-fruity.
Which one?
Hello.
HI.
Do you like strawberries or chocolate?
Nothing. I'm dieting. Why?
I am getting some dessert.
Get something fruity.
Strawberry.
Baby-
I am back.
What are you doing?
We were.. going to do it, right? - No.
You kinda said“ - No.
Come on aren't we gonna“
Oh my, God!
Shit. - Shit boss“
I'm screwed now. It's all your fault.
You don't need to worry. You're a girl!
Just open two buttons“
“and the horny baldy won't even look at your face.
Simone!
Hey!
Hey you!
Who the hell are you?
Hey Spiderman, turn around.
Show me your face.
Why are you hiding?
I know you.
You're“ Hardik, right?
Don't shake your head..
I can see the tattoo on your back.
Tomorrow when you come to the office..
...I'll make you take off your shirt.
If I see that tattoo, I'll skin you alive.
Where are you gonna go?
I'll wait right here.
Oh, God!
Luv. I am in deep shit.
You have no idea what happened with me.
You won't believe where I jumped from.
The boss saw me.
I might have screwed my hand too.
Where's my stuff?
Fucker!
Where's my stuff?
Where's my shit?
How could you throw this away?
I work so hard, day in, day out“
And buy this stuff.
Do you know what they're worth?
Oh!
Hardik. Look at yourself.
You're looking so lowly and weak.
I feel pity for you.
I did it.
Basically, I cleaned up.
I threw everything away.
From today, no more booze, no more drugs.
Today is the beginning of my new life.
I'm sorry.
I've beam.
The point is you're the star of my new life.
Okay.
I have a surprise for you.
I don't like surprises.
No. This is a nice surprise.
Do you know that guy? - No.
The one sitting behind you. He keeps looking.
No. I don't have any idea.
Are you sure? He looks familiar.
Just see. - I don't know him.
But you didn't even turn“
Priyanka, take a look at least.
No. I don't know him.
So, you.. you were saying something“
“about some new life, or whatever“
Yeah“
I am starting new“ Just a second.
Hello.
What?
What.. what?
Why are you seeing us? - I was not.
You were looking at us, I know.
How do you know I was looking?
Because I saw you looking.
But, why were you looking at me in the first place?
Hello, don't use reverse logic on me.
I was looking because you were looking at us.
I was looking because you were looking.
Nonsense. Just don't see anymore.
You don't see first.
Fucker. - Hey! I heard that.
You fucker.
You fucker first.
Say that again. Say it to my face.
Fucker. Fucker. Fucker. Fucker. Fucker.
Stop it guys-
Okay. I know him.
Kapoor. - Kapoor?
How many times have I told you?
Don't follow me around.
What did you think?
You're invisible to others?
What do you expect me to do?
What are you still doing with him?
You were going to dump him. - What?
Come on now.
Kapoor, you've to give me sometime.
How can I dump him in the middle of the night?
You are dumping me?
Couldn't you wait?
We were going to Goa, right?
You just screwed up everything.
Hang on, Goa? How long has this been going on?
Two-three months“ - Six months“
Six months!
You've been cheating on me all this while?
Both of you're behaving like children.
Just grow up.
Grow up? Me?
Wow!
Was this my surprise? - Yes.
You like it. - Yes.
Fuck off!
Why did I do this to myself?
Why did I change? I was fine.
For her!
She was cheating on me.
Bloody ungrateful, greedy, deceiving“ - Bitch.
Bitch!
I maxed out my credit card to buy this for her.
What?
Are you crazy, dude? You spent your hard earned money on.. whoa!
You know what?
I'm changing again from today!
Reverse gear.
Full party. Full booze, full drugs. I'll get my life back.
I will drink all the alcohol I can.
I'll do all the drugs.
Don't forget girls. - And girls.
Now, every girl will be on my radar.
Except for our families.
And if one breaks your heart“
“the only cure is another girl. - Yes,
I'm proud of you, man.
Come here.
I missed you, man.
Thank God you're back.
I need a break. - We both need a break.
Take me far away here, Hardik.
I knew it.
I always had my doubts about you two.
Fuck you!
Hey. Priyanka dumped him.
She left him for some“
I saw that coming.
Dude, forget him. Listen.
Do you know what happened in client meeting today?
What? Who cares?
Did you 90199957
First listen to me.
They loved my presentation.
They want me to give my presentation to the MD.
I'm going to Goa for the presentation.
Flight. Hotel. All five star. All free.
Where are you going?
Goal
"Baba's herb."
This is bullshit!
Fully bullshit this isl
You had my business class ticket cancelled“
“and making me drive to Goa“ in my car.
This is the limit.
Now, one of you at least sit in the front.
Shut up, Bunny. We'll take turns.
Balls! You'll never take turns.
Bunny, you're not listening.
Look. Luv is loveless.
Loveless.
I am jobless. - Jobless.
I'm in deep mess.
And you're still concerned about your useless ticket.
Just watch.
This trip is going to be the biggest mistake of our life.
Chill, Bunny. Share our joint.
You'll feel happy.
I don't want your bloody“
What the“ I'm burnt..
"The herb is the solution of every problem."
"it gives strength when you are frustrated."
"Baba's herb."
Now we just need to find a party.
And some action for you.
Remember.
When one girl breaks your heart.
Yeah. Yeah. Another one mends it. - Correct.
Do you know how to double this effect? - How?
Look.
I'll show you how triple the effect.
Hardik.
Shit“.
Fucker! My balls are exposed!
Hardik.
Are you okay?
You're not drowning or anything, right?
It's okay. You can stop now.
I've seen what I had to see.
You saw everything?
I have something for you.
You mind? - Oh yeah, sure.
I am Luv, by the way. - Hi, I am Luna.
Nice to meet you.
I've seen you somewhere.
No, no, I'm not flirting with you.
It sounds like a pick-up line, but“.
...how can I possibly do that“ while I am naked?
I've seen you somewhere. - I know.
See, I knew it.
Where?
Actually, I'm quite up-to-date about you. - Really?
Like your girlfriend just dumped you.
How do you know that?
Everything is updated, on your status.
For the entire world to know.
Oh, so you're my Facebook friend.
I had seen your picture.
Sorry I couldn't remember.
Actually, I have 2000 Facebook friends.
I don't know them really, but I am friends.
You know how it is.
Alright. Take care.
Luna.
By the way, you should know..
I am completely over her.
I've completely forgotten her. - Who?
My girlfriend Priyanka. - Yes. I can see that.
You still call her your girlfriend.
By the way, what are your plans for tonight?
What?
Nothing, free.
Me and my friends are going for a rave party.
I've heard the Russian Mafia's organized it.
It's on this beautiful, remote island.
If you're free, you should come. - Yes, I am free.
Oh, hi.
I think I've seen you before.
Are you from Mumbai? - Not interested.
Oh, hi.
I think I know you. Are you from..
Hello. I'm still here.
Excuse me.
I know.
With that attitude, you're not going anywhere.
Are you from Mumbai? - No, I'm from Bangalore.
Bangalore! I love the Charminar.
By the way, I'm.. - Hardik!
Let's go.
I found a party. - What?
The ultimate party. - What party?
Russian Mafia. Rave party.
Tonight.
Bravo, dude.
I'm born for this.
Where's the party? - It's a very underground party.
But we've to get there.
That's what I am there for.
I can find out under-underground stuff.
But, first. How much money do you have?
What will that get? Two beers? - I see.
What about you?
What can that get? - One cigarette.
We need money. - Bunny.
Bunny.
Rave party.
Tonight.
I have an important meeting tomorrow.
You know that.
Let this meeting get over, after that we'll go anywhere you want.
Bunny. People die to go to a party like this.
It's organized by the“
Russian mafia.
Underground party.
Real mafia? - Real mafia.
You work so hard, take a break.
Come on, you've earned it. - Yes.
I could have at least changed.
Bunny, just wear your attitude.
Who's going to care about your clothes?
Where's the party?
Is it far?
Not too far.
10-15 minutes.
20-50 maximum.
We're going to a bloody islandl?
It's not far.
Hardik.
I Think we missed the ferry.
Let me check.
Are we really going on that island?
No one goes there. I won't go.
It's pretty close actually“
lam not going.
I have a meeting tomorrow. And it's important.
No one seems to want to go to that island.
Thank God! Let's go back. - But“.
We'll drive the boat ourselves. - Yes.
Just a minute.
Does anyone here know how to ride a boat? - No.
I have to stay alive for tomorrow. I'm not coming along Hardik.
Bunny, give me your car keys.
Why do you want it?
We've to leave it as collateral.
Hardikl Hardikl That's my car. - Bunny.
Bunny. Don't be a pussy, man.
"Don't do it, baby."
"You're my only hope, get me some dope baby.
"The night's still young. It wants more."
"So, party slowly-slowly."
"The night's still young. It wants more."
"So, party slowly-slowly."
"Get the weeds, roll the joint."
"But, do it slowly-slowly."
Hardik, look.
Russian mafia.
I'm going to look for Luna.
“If.
I'm Hardik. - Hard what?
Dik-Dik - Really?
Always.
"The blood's slow."
"Brain's slow."
"Everyone-'s slow."
"Puff slowly, once you get it."
"Your mind will be blown."
"Once I tasted this."
"I finally found relief."
"Once I tasted this."
Hey Luna! - "I finally found relief."
"Stay on the ground.."
"..and experience heaven slowly-slowly."
"The night's still young. It wants more."
"So, party slowly-slowly."
Want to get out of here? - Yeah.
"But, do it slowly-slowly."
Five. - Five thousand?
Nice party.
Nice beach.
Water.
Sand.
Very romantic.
What are you doing?
In-
I thought we had a moment.
I am sorry. - We didn't have a moment.
We were enjoying the silence. - Yes. I..
I thought there was a connection“ - Look, Luv.
You seem like a really nice guy.
And, you just got out of a relationship.
Maybe this trip is an excuse to meet new girls..
Get over your ex. - No. Who does that?
I understand.
I don't want to be one of those girls.
A time pass girl. - You're not a time pass girl.
You're a very nice girl. I like you.
You are“ - Luv.
I think my friends are waiting for me.
I should go.
Okay. Bye.
What?
Did you see that? - What?
Where were you all night?
Where were you?
Any luck with Scooty? - Luna.
No. I screwed up.
I shouldn't have listened to you.
Where's Bunny? - Bunny.
I couldn't sleep all night because of those two.
Those two are such lazybones.
I mean.. you know, I got them their jobs.
They stay in my house, drive my car.
And this Goa trip is also because of me.
But it's okay. They're my friends after all.
I mean, I like to party too.
But, they should be useful sometimes at least..
Why couldn't I sleep all night?
I'm hungry too.
I had brownies.
Yeah, I had at least 4-5..
What are you doing?
No, I mean let's brush first“
Your make-up is all..
Let's freshen up first. After that we can try to do all this. - Bunny.
Bunny.
My friends are calling me. I've to go.
Bunny. - I've to go.
We'll be in touch“
Facebook friends“
Bye.
Bunny.
Where were you guys? - Us?
Where were you?
I've been looking for you two all night.
You should've told us.
I can't see anybody.
Let's get out of here, I think the party is dead.
Where has everyone gone? I can't see anyone.
Yes, where did everyone go?
Did you guys try the new drug?
Hardik, did you try it? - No. I didn't have money.
Did you try it?
No. - Hey!
Wait. Wait.
What did he say?
I think he's Russian.
No, no, speak in English?
Someone put some damn subtitles.
What's he saying?
There's no network, or I would've translated.
Excuse me.
I no understand what you say.
Who are you?
What is your name?
Name-cl
Run.
Run!
Run! Run!
Hardik.
What are you doing? Get up.
Run!
Oh, God!
They ripped that Russian's stomach and ate him.
They ate the Russian, they'll eat us too.
You two are crazy!
Where have you brought me?
Take me away from here right now.
Hardik. Oh, God!
What's happening? Why is it happening?
Hardik, what now?
What will we do? - Quiet.
We should get out of here. - Look..
What's that? - Luna.
That must be Luna.
Last night she said she was staying somewhere there.
Cool. We should leave. - Come on.
Hardik.
We should help.
We can't leave her there.
Excuse me..
What do you mean?
We'll go there, get Luna and leave together.
Go there? - Yes.
We shat our pants getting here.
Now, you want to climb a mountain.
We can't leave them behind.
We have to help them.
We don't know if it's Luna or someone else.
We'll have to help whoever is in the collage.
That's being human.
Human? - Yes.
Do you see anything human on this island?
I'm going anyway-
What the“
I'm going. - I'm not coming.
In“ Q QiNQ
Should I? - Go.
Always emotionally blackmailing us.
Luv, I'll get you a new Luna (moped).
A better one.
You can ride it everyday.
Why are you so hung up on her?
Luv, I don't have a good feeling about this.
I didn't ask for your help.
I can do this alone.
Alone, you'll just gel screwed.
Hardik. What's going on?
What is all this?
Actually, I had seen something similar in horror film.
I can't remember!
Wait a minute!
I know what they are!
They can't handle sunlight.
They start burning in sunlight!
Oh.. This isn't exactly a moonlit night..
Guess that's just for vampires.
At least we know they are not vampires.
Yeah. If they were, he would have rescued us!
Did you see their feet?
Were they turned backwards? - Shut up, Bunny.
Those are witches!
And witches are usually just women.
Anyway, none of them were walking backward.
Must be ghosts then.
Ghosts that can be seen in the day.
Mutant ghosts.
Cross!
Maybe they will flee if we show them the cross!
I have a cross.
But, what if they are not Catholic?
Yeah, you are right.
Who do the Russians pray to? - Stalin?
Maybe it is something they ate last night at the party.
They have lost their minds.
I know what they are!
What? Evil-Beads?
Zombies!
Zombies? But“.
We only have ghosts and spirits in India.
Where did zombies come from?
Globalization!
These foreigners have screwed us!
First they brought HIV. Now, zombies.
If they bite us, will we turn into them?
It's a nice theory, Bunny.
But we can't test it.
But how will we escape?
Hold on. Think for a minute.
What do we know about zombies?
What do we know, what have we learnt?
Okay.
We know balls, and we learnt shit.
Yes. - C o rrect.
All we know is that they are hungry, and we are their food!
They can't walk fast.
They are slow. - Yeah right.
Yeah, and we are world class athletes!
Let's go. - Come on.
Wait. Come here.
Luna.
- Luna.
Luna.
Oh God. - Luna.
Luv.
- What?
Let's leave. - Shut up, Bunny.
Luna.
Who's that?
It's me, Luv.
Are you alright?
I'm so scared.
It's alright. It's okay.
Relax. - Hey, don't be scared.
You're safe.
We're here.
This is Hardik.
And“ -Hi.
That's Bunny. - Hi.
HI.
Hi, Bunny.
What happened here?
Last night, after we returned, Shikha became very sick.
I guess“ it was that new red pill.
Can you believe it? She bit her!
She was damn scary.
She was outside the door for two hours.
I was so scared.
Then, there were some noises and she left.
I don't know what happened to Mariah and Daisy.
I've been hiding here since then.
That must have been scary.
Come let's go.
Yeah, let's go.
Dude. Luna's hot.
I was first. I found her.
No.
Just because you applied first“
“doesn't mean you'll get admission.
Admission is on merit.
What?
Don't try to act smart.
Come on.
Mariah! - Run.
Oh no!
It's okay.
They're only girls.
Let's fight them.
We can fight them.
Yes, we can fight them.
Okay.
I'll take the hot one.
Luv, you take the pissed-off one.
Bunny, you go for the fat one.
Why do I always get the fat one?
I want the hot one. - Shut up.
We are not taking them on a date.
Why are they all coming towards me?
You never treated girls well..
So, now they're getting back at you.
Its bad karma.
Shut up and help me!
Thank you.
Bunny hither.
Oh my God! - What are you doing?
Why are you doing this?
What are you behaving like a dog?
No, shoo.
Mariah, stop.
What's wrong with you?
I'll hi! you..
Shoo. Stop.
Fuck!
Sorry
Sorry.
I will kick you.
I said sorry.
What“ Sorry!
I said sorry, please“
Let's talk.
Please“ please“ Don't bite me.
I kill dead people!
Anybody bit? - Which beet? What beat?
Anybody bitten? - Bitten?
No, we're fine.
Take it off.
Take off shirt.
Turn around.
You.
Very good!
Very, very good!
They're safe.
You..
I saw you last night at the rave.
You're Russian Mafia?
Was. Was.
Now, all my men dead.
Only Nikolai and me. - Very sad.
I am Hardik by the way.
Boris.
Luv.
Luna.
Hello.
Sir, I'm Bunny.
Such a pleasure to meet you, sir.
Thank you for saving our lives, sir.
Now, we must be quiet.
Super quiet.
We've to find a way off this island.
There must be a ferry out here.
No ferry.
Two days. This party, 12 hours.
We find another way.
We hae a boat. - Yes.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
We have a boat. We go in boat?
What? Boat?
This is very good.
Where's boat? - Near rave party.
That way.
Nikolai.
Ask him for a gun, for safety.
Good idea. - Go, go, go.
Boris. Excuse me.
Excuse me, Boris. - Baris.
Boris.
Baris.
Boris. - Baris.
Sir, do you have an extra gun that we can use?
We'll feel safer.
Can you shoot? - Of course.
Actually, yes. We're very good shooters.
Call of Duty Champions.
Modern Warfare also. PS3.
Video games.
These guns, careful.
Bullets, very precious.
No waste.
Till we reach boat, we need bullets.
One bullet, one zombie.
Only shoot“
Fuck you!
Hardik, why isn't he dying?
Because he's already dead.
How do we kill what's dead? - I don't know.
Aim at his heart.
No bloody effect.
Shoot his balls.
All his parts are inactive.
His balls are dead.
Oh no. No bullets.
Fuck!
He's coming this way.
Fukers!
Which planet you're from?
How dumb you are.
You don't understand a word I say.
You were saying so many words.
Honestly, we can't understand your accent.
I'll shoot you both now.
But, I don't want to waste bullets.
Thank God. - Sir, with all due respect“
So many.. So many bullets wasted.
On one.. little zombie.
Not even kill zombie.
Okay, it's okay.
At least we learnt that we should shoot them in the head.
So, what do we know?
What have we learnt?
What?
Are you really Russian? - What?
You look a little desi.
Are you really Russian?
Fine, I'm from Delhi, mother fuckerl.
After all those years with the Russians.. blood's turned into Vodka.
I was already light colored. I just heard to pick up the accent.
I Had no choice.
He's an Indian“
Mr Boris. We can't understand the signs.
Two words“
Sounds like“ round about“
Hindi or English?
Bloody fools!
Why would I play charades in the middle of the junglel?
Every signal means one thing.
Danger.
So shut the fuck up and go and hide.
He could've just opened his mouth, and said this.
Why confuse us with signals?
He must be practicing every day.
All this is because of D2-RF pill.
Latest.
Top quality drug.
This rave party was to launch this drug here.
Special consignment“
Was ordered from the Siberian Border. - Really.
What does this drug exactly do?
It shakes you up.
Coke, ecstasy, MDMA.
They're nothing compared to it.
It's a very hard core drug!
Supposed to give you the ultimate high!
But I think it gets you so high, that the body isn't able to tolerate.
Except for a small part of the brain, rest of the body is dead.
They've turned into walking corpses.
That's why they say "Say no to Drugs". - Shut up.
So, that small part of their brain..
“Controls their entire body? - Correct.
No pain, no pleasure, no emotion.
Only hunger.
Hunger to be high.
These people are hungry to get high.
And I think blood is giving them that high.
They can't feel pain.
So, even if you shoot their limbs off they'll keep coming.
I think there's just one way to stop them.
Blow their brains.
Correct.. we've already learnt that lesson.
Thank God, at least they're slow. - Yes.
This is just the beginning.
They might get more aggressive as their hunger increases.
How do you know all this?
Baby, I've blown 20 - 30 heads since yesterday.
Consider it research.
Mr Boris“ Any way to escape them?
I don't know. Maybe not.
You go, get boat.
We go jeep, get diesel.
See that way.
Sea that way.
Idiots.
How will we understand if he speaks in three languages?
Seat belts do save lives.
Our lives.
Are you sure you parked it here? - Why are you asking me..
We all parked it together.
Where did the boat go?
Oh my God!
Ariana!
You were with her last night?
Why don't you ask her to return the boat.
I don't think she'll listen to me.
Guys, she's in a bad state.
Just last night she was so.. alive.
Come on, Hardik.
You can woo any girl.
Living or zombie.
Don't be silly. - Are you mad?
No, no, it'll be fine.
Go on. - Are you mad?
Go. Go on.
Go on.
Are you serious? - You can do it.
Come on. - Fine.
All the best.
Hi baby!
Remember me. From last night.
Super fun time, right?
Hardik. Be sweet.
Show her some love.
It's so hot on this boat.
Come inside, take a dip with me. It's awesome.
Come on. Ariana, come.
Come on. Come, baby.
Ok let me get you..
We got jeep-
We got diesel.
Where's boat?
Hardik's girlfriend took it.
Dead girlfriend.
The zombie is gone in our boat and drifted away.
We don't have a boat. What now?
These currents have a pattern.
If she stays in the boat, the boat will come around.
Oh.. how long will that lake?
16 - 18 hours.
What the fuck?
How will we survive for that long on this island?
It's getting dark now.
We need a safe place to sleep.
Let's go.
Oh my God“
Let's check it out.
Anything to eat?
There's some fruit.
When did I eat fruit.
No pizza?
Why don't you order for it. It'll be here in 30 minutes. - Funny.
So, what's the plan?
Let's wait here tonight, and leave at dawn.
These bananas don't do anything for me.
Isn't there anything better to eat?
Hey. Tell me about your Russian girlfriend.
I mean, not that it matters now.
But still, just for some details.
She was awesome.
Just a minute.
Are you sure she was fine before you..
Meaning?
I mean, when you were doing her..
“Was she doing this?
Are you crazy?
Even I have standards.
But..
Are you infected?
What?
You made sex with zombie.
That was before she became one.
She was fine then. I am fine now.
Yes, I'm fine. - I doubt it.
See I can talk, zombies don't.
You may not be a zombie now, but you can turn into one soon.
This is not fair.
How can you kill me on an assumption?
What kind of mafia-ness is this?!
Boris.
I think he's fine.
We can't take a chance.
Ever one's life is in danger. Y
I want to be 100% sure.
How?
7X214.
1X3 = 21.
7x4 28.
7x5 35.
7X6 = 5.. 42!
This is too easy.
Everyone knows the tables up to 10.
Let's hear you say 14th.
I am getting jacked with 1, you want me to recite 14 now??
Anyway, I use the calculator“
...on my mobile phone for these things.
This is the problem with the younger generation.
Why calculator?
Can you not use your brains?
So, you want me to die now.
Fine, let's make it simple.
We'll do world capitals?
What is the capital of Uganda?
Your fucking grandmother.
I will drink your blood.
You want to eat him? - No, no.
You feel like eating him? - No, no.
I didn't mean it.
I don't really want lo drink his blood.
I was only threatening him.
Boris, I think he's fine.
What did you eat last night?
Last night I..
I don't remember.
Memory loss. First signs of brain damage.
No, no, Boris. My brain was already this damaged.
Luv, please tell him.
Boris, I think he's fine.
I'm such a fun - loving, jolly boy.
Luna, do I look like a corpse to you?
Enough, Boris. He's fine. - Yeah.
We'll see.
Nikolai“
Will I've to tell his blood - group now?
You want to eat Nikolai? - What?
Answer me!
Do you feel like eating Nikolai, yes or no? - No.
But, I feel like puking.
Boris. I think he's fine.
Okay.
Thank you.
You.. - What?
Uganda?
Your fucking father“
I was trying to help him.
Shut up..
Keep an eye on him.
If he changes, we have to finish him.
Once he becomes zombie, no mercy.
Friend, sister, mother, brother.
All the same.
Have to kill.
Okay. We've something important to do.
Stay put.
We'll be back. - Now')?
That's insane.
What could be so important to risk your lives?
It's important for me.
Listen carefully and remember, and you'll survive.
Shut all doors, windows and curtains“
All lights off.
One person keep watch.
Stay together.
At any condition, don't try to be a hero.
I'll be back.
Chilli Chilli Chilli
Oh my, God. You scared me.
I'm sorry.
I couldn't sleep.
So, I thought I'll check on you..
If you need anything.
But I can see that you're sorted.
I don't really need anything.
I am fine.
Whatever happened last night on the beach“ I am sorry.
It was actually Hardik's idea.
Some stupid philosophy.
There's just one cure for a broken heart.
Sex?
No, not sex. No one said sex.
What do you think I am?
You're.. you.. - And, you're here to try your luck again.
Where to where you're going?
I just came to apologize.
I was kidding.
Actually, thank you.
If you hadn't come looking for me..
Thank you. - You're welcome.
Okay, go now.
Get some rest.
So, this is not a moment? - No.
Okay.
Goodnight. - Goodnight.
It's just me. - Hardik.
What's your problem?
Why are you two taking turns to scare me?
Oh was Luv here?
Are you both taking turns“
“to see who gets the girl? - No way.
Luv and me?
Luv's no competition for me.
I can see that.
You know, Luv's got a problem.
He falls for any girl that talks to him nicely.
He's a bit stupid.
You don't have a girlfriend, do you?
Me?“ Nah.
All this is not for me.
I'm happier like this.
Wham, Barn, Thank you ma'am?
Something like that.
How many girls have you been with?
Around two - three“ hundred.
So, you were never in love? - What?
Do I look that kind?
No, you don't.
But you must've fallen in love with someone, sometime.
Love happens.
But the girls keep changing.
I feel sorry for you.
That bitch.
Not you, her.
We used to chat all day.
Talk on the phone all night.
I loved her so much.
I bought her gifts every day.
Chocolates“ Teddy bears“
All the pink stuff.
I even wrote her a love letter, with my blood.
I fell unconscious on the third page.
But I still completed it.
And what did she give me in return?
That cheat.
She just left me one day.
That bitch“
Every since, my reputation is ruined.
They all think that I'm this big.. sex maniac.
Bloody pervert.
Even you thought I came here to hit on you.
When actually, I was just looking for food.
It's okay. It's okay.
I got a little too sentimental. It never happens.
No harm in talking.
I was so gay. - It's okay. It's okay.
What do you think you're doing?
I thought you..
No?
Guess I misread the signals. - Oh God!
Maybe you.. No? - Just go.
Okay.
You sure? - Just go.
Luv?
Shit.
Bunny.
Luv! - What are you doing?
Bunny.. Get up!
Got him. Got him.
Go! him.
What's the idea? - I don't know.
Then this is a very bad idea.
Why did you jump on him?
Pull the blanket off! - Are you crazy?! He'll bite!
Bunny! Get up!
What the hell are you doing?
Kill him.
Try again.
What are you doing?
Looks easier when Boris did it. - You don't know a thing.
Watch this.
Very good. Good aim.
What are you going to do with this? - Don't know.
Is he dead?
Don't know.
Check.
You check.
Ok let's check together.
Shit! He's angrier now!
Good shot.
What happened here?
Where did he come from? - Don't know.
Maybe he lives here.
It's not safe here.
We should get out.
Where do you expect to go in the middle of the night?
Stay here. This is safe. How is this safe?
Didn't he come in. - But, he's dead.
You tried three times“
...and you couldn't hit him with your knife!
You didn't get him with the torch either.
At least he fell down.
Guys“ I hear something.
Let's run away“
Shut the fuck up man.
Run from the backdoor.
Run. Run.
Wait!
Let's check first. Okay.
I think the path's clear.
I think we are safe.
No.. zombies!
Close the door.
This way. Come on.
We have to get out of here. - Yes, but how?
Oh my, God. We're so dead.
I shouldn't have come here in the first place.
Mom always said, Hardik and Luv will..
Screw your mother!
Just think what to do.
Okay.
Zombies.
What do we know?
What have we learnt?
That they are zombies. - Yes.
And they want to eat us. - Correct.
But they walk slowly.
And.. they're dumb.
They've nothing up here.
They can't open doors, climb trees“
Can't play Cricket, have babies.
What's the idea?
The idea is“ we pretend to be them.
We'll act like zombies, and they'll believe we're like them.
That's your idea? - Rubbish.
It's simple.
Walk slow, walk crooked. And you'll look like them.
He's crazy.
I saw it in a movie. Okay?
Did it work in the movie?
That I don't remember. - Very good.
Hardik.
Hardik, let's get out of here.. - Just a second.
Luv, actually your idea's the best idea.
I suggest“ you go- - Yes.
No, no, no. It's a bad idea.
Very bad idea.
Weren't you pushing me last time?
Look, it's your idea, so you go first.
And if it works, we'll follow. - That's fair.
Come on. - Okay.
Don't think anything.
You can do this. You can do this, Luv.
Go on. - Come on, Luv.
All the best.
Priyanka!
Fucker!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Oh no..
Go! Go! Go! Go!
This way I This way I
That was the worst idea.
You idiot, even chickens walk on two legs.
But they don't become human. - What?
These things recognize their food“
...and right now we are their chicken!
Guys, we should keep walking. - Yes.
Can't see a thing. I'm scared.
Keep walking. It'll be morning soon.
We just have to reach the boat. And we'll be safe.
And Boris? Will he directly come to the boat?
Boris, my foot. He's gone to do his important work.
"Drops. Waves. The morning rays."
"The lazy night that sleeps all day."
"Fireflies. Stars. Sweet and sour."
"The gifts of time."
"The eyes of the heart."
"As I opened them, I realized."
"These views are so beautiful."
"To my buddies."
"To the grace I was blessed with."
"I welcome them from my heart."
Dear God!
Are you here? Or you shifted somewhere else?
Okay. Please, please, please. Save me and“
Luv, Bunny and Luna. Actually, save all of us, please.
I'll slop all bad habits.
I'll stop chasing tail, stop drinking“
...no drugs. No porn.
I'll just watch a little porn. Can't lie to you.
I will answer my mother's calls.
And I'll get back to you with a proper list.
But, I've to go now. Jai Hind!
"To my buddies."
"To the grace I was blessed with."
"I welcome you with my heart."
"I welcome you."
Hardik. Listen.
Sorry“
Should've never doubted that you turned into a zombie.
Don't bring that up ever again.
Topic over, Bunny.
Don't worry.
I'll be the first one to die amongst us. - Very good.
What new philosophy is that?
You two are like heroes.
Luna's like a heroine.
That leaves me.
Hero's friend.
As long as I am funny, I'll be alive.
Once that's dead, so am I.
That's what usually happens in these kinds of situations.
You just wait and see.
It's always the hero's friend that gets screwed.
Do you seriously think in such detail?
Just watch, I will be the first die.
Why do you want to die so bady?
Go die. - I won't stop you.
I have to go pee.
Not this time. You can die another day!
Come on.
Looks safe.
Let's go.
Are you sure? - Yeah.
Do we have to go this way?
Yes, or else we'll have to circle around.
And no one knows the way.
And we can't miss the boat.
Come on, Bunny, let's go.
I'm very hungry-
Wait it out. Let's get out of here first.
I'm hungry too. - Bunch of school kids.
Let's check the tents.
Bunny, you check this one. - Yes.
I'll check those.
Guys, we were supposed to stay together, right.
Maybe in here“
Food“
Did you find anything?
Found anything to eat?
Say something. - Zombie! Zombie!
If we stay here, we will become food.
Oh God!
One second.
Oh no!
What now? - We walked right into their mouths!
Run! Run!
Where's Bunny?
Bunny! -Bunny!
Bunny! - Let's go.
Let's go.
Bunny.
Come on.
Oh no!
Hardik!
Luv.
We should do something.
We'll have to distract them.
Yeah, let me try from there.
Hey!
Draw their attention!
Zombies!
Hey! - Luna careful.
Look.
Come here.
Come on.
Oh no!
Hardik!
Hardik.
Run! Run!
Boris!
Run.
Guys! Hurry up!
Run to the car, quick.
Nikolai. Start the car.
Oh my God! Boris!
Go! Go!
Bunny!
Boris.
Nikolai is..
The boat should here soon.
Any minute now.
Some coke?
You'll feel good.
No, thank you. No drugs for me.
I want to feel this pain.
Okay.
God. What the“
What did you do?
Not right.
You went back for this, right.
Leaving us to die.
Do you know what this is worth?
Not more than life.
No.
No, no, no.
All of you came here on your own.
You wanted to party hard, gel high, had fun and did it willingly.
And now, when the situation's changed“
...I'm responsible for your life?
This is all your fault.
You brought those new drugs and people started dying.
Don't start now.
If it wasn't for me..
...you would've been chewing on each other.
And I also saved your..
Saved your lives, right?
I saved your little ass, didn't I?
So take it easy, baby.
He was ready for the presentation.
I dragged him here unnecessarily.
He would've been stuck in that useless presentation.
At least he escaped that boring presentation.
Phone?
You've signal.
Bunny. Hello.
Hello, hello.. Hardik!
Hardik, where are you?
Are you alive?
Of course I'm alive.
Why else would I call you? - Yes!
Come soon and please save rne. - Thank God!
Come quickly or they'll kill me. Where are you?
What do you mean "Where are you"?
We're coming to get you, you bastard!
Where are you?
L.. I.. I'm on top of the tower.
Hello. Hardik! Hardik! Hardik! Hello! - Bunny. Hello.
Oh no.
Bunny.
He's alive. He's near the rave party.
I'll go get him.
I got him here.
I will go save him now.
Sorry, God! I abused you unnecessarily, by mistake.
Thank you.
You are not alone. I'm coming along too. - Let's go.
You're coming, right?
Do I have a bloody choice?
Without me you'll be mincemeat!
Oh no, no no..
Let's kill dead people!
Hardik!
Mr. Boris! Here!
Hardikl Get Bunny. We cover you.
Hardik. Come quickly.
Hardik.
Hardik. Hardik.
You're alive.
I thought you were calling from heaven.
Hardik, I love you.
I love you too.
How come you are alive? - It's along story.
Oh no!
What to do? - Bunny. Bunny. Bunny.
I think we'll have to jump.
Are you crazy? - Or they'll eat us.
Are you crazy? - Bunny, listen to me.
Oh no!
You guys, that way.
Oh no!
Oh..
Back up! Back up!
What now?
Keep shooting. - I've got no bullets, Boris.
Here, take this. - No.
Go. I cover you.
Are you sure? - They will kill you.
Get out of here, quick.
Take it.
Go. - Thank you.
Fast. Hurry up.
Come and get me.
Bunny. - Luv.
You're alive.
Just you two? Where's Boris?
Boris is still stuck back there.
There are too many zombies.
Oh, God! - How did you escape?
You won't believe it. It's a long story.
Will you get to it please!
Ok what happened was“ Once I got separated from you..
Get out. Get out. - No No please“
This is my hiding place!
Go away“ - Listen, please.
Go. -Oh no.
Oh no.
Bunny.
Let's go.
No, no, no.
Go back.
You know you guys to say never mix two drugs“
I think that's what happened with them too.
The coke stopped them in their tracks.
And I escaped.
Coke!
Boris.
Shoot this.
What you doing? - Oh no.
That's 10,000 dollars, asshole.
Just shoot it.
Throw more, its working.
It's working. It's working.
Nikolai.
Boris, shoot him.
Sorry my old friend.
Goodbye.
Boris. Quick.
Please don't shoot. - What?
She's only a zombie.
She maybe a zombie now.
But she was a babe until yesterday.
Please let me.
Ariana“
Ariana“ Baby“
Go, go, go. - Quick!
Run, run.
Let's go. Let's go.
Bye, Ariana!
I will miss you.
What do you think? ls the meaning of all this?
What do you mean?
What do we know? What have we learnt?
Drugs can F you up.
That's what I learnt.
They can turn you into a zombie.
You should always respect women.
You never know who might come and bite you.
I am serious.
Karma is bitch, my friends!
Finally, Goa! We are safe!
Dude!
"Take a puff."
"Baba's herb."
"When we take a puff, we become heroes."
"Life seems like a movie and there are no problems."
"Alcohol. It's a bad thing."
"Herb is God's grace."
"Baba's herb."
"Let me take you to the Baba."
"Baba spreads joy and ends sufferings."
"Baba is beautiful."
"Whether it's an affair with a girl."
"Or if your boss is a demon."
"The herb is the solution of every problem."
"it gives strength when you are frustrated."
"Baba's herb."
Look, what's that?
Is it a bird?
No, you fool. It's a plane.
Look, the underwear is inside-out.
Superman.
No. That is Baba.
Glory to Baba.
Here, there is no differentiation between rich and poor.
There is interruption in Baba's telecast.
But no one is sorry for the interruption.
The ring of solution on the middle finger of problem.
Baba's herb.
Baba, I love you.
"Drops. Waves. The morning rays."
"The lazy night that sleeps all day."
"Fireflies. Stars. Sweet and sour."
"The gifts of time."
"The eyes of the heart."
"As I opened them, I realized."
"These views are so beautiful."
"To my buddies."
"To the grace I was blessed with."
"I welcome them from my heart."
"I welcome them."
"It's the sweet moments of life."
"The grievances of last night will lose itself in it."
"Some innocent feeling is this."
"It's the grace bestowed on the heart."
"To my buddies."
"To the grace I was blessed with."
"I welcome them from my heart."